I’m not Old, I’m new

Deirdre — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:20:47 +0000

Rachel: “Sadie, How old are you?”
Sadie (with a laugh) : “I’m not old! I’m new!

(after a pause)

Sadie says “Sissy’s old because she goes to the bus.”

The Training Potty

Deirdre — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 16:23:39 +0000

Amber told me she had to go potty. I told her to use the training potty, because I was grouting the bathroom.

Amber: “Only 2 or 3 year olds use the training potty”

Me: ” You used it yesterday.”

Amber: ” Yeah, I’m still really stressed out about that.”

Too young to get married

Deirdre — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:03:06 +0000

Amber: Dad, yesterday at the baby shower, Izzy asked me to marry her. I said no way, I’m too young for you! It was an idea, but……

The Olden Days

Deirdre — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 04:05:05 +0000

Amber: Dad, was it hard to chew in the olden days?
Nick: To chew?
Amber: With only one tooth?

Rachael Ray’s Chili Red Lentil Soup

Deirdre — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 22:55:57 +0000

http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/food/recipes/chili-red-lentil-soup/

I saw this segment on the Rachael Ray show a few weeks ago. I NEVER watch her show, but since I’m a huge Russell Brand fan I had to watch, which inspired me to make this delightful dish.
It came out DELICIOUS, it was a big hit at our house.

Why is Mario so fat?

Deirdre — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 21:24:06 +0000

Amber – “Mom, why is Mario so fat?”
Me- “I don’t know.”
Amber- “Maybe he ate too much Tortellini”

You give buckets a bad name.

Deirdre — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 22:33:03 +0000

Amber to Sadie “You give buckets a bad name.”

Too old to be a cheerleader?

Deirdre — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:38:48 +0000

Amber told nick that she was going to be a cheerleader when she grows up and so he asked her how long she could be a cheerleader before she got too old to be one anymore…and she said ” Hmmm, maybe like a week or two?”

Too much Prison Break?

Deirdre — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:56:06 +0000

Amber – “Why are you guys so into Prison Break? You should spend more time with your kids.

Snooze Button

Deirdre — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 22:58:48 +0000

Amber- “Does Anyone know where the snooze button is?” …referring to her sister being loud…